January 2012
When someone says Jack is too lanky to have sex...
nudist-thesaurus:
joycebarakat-:
He thrusts like a god.
When someone says they want Zack Merrick’s kids:
Op. Sorry. They’re gone.
Yes please
At your wedding
*favorite band song comes on*
you: OH MY GOD THIS SONG ASDFGHFDSDFGHJ HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN I CAN'T BELIEVE IT COME ON HONEY LETS DANCE
*grabs husband*
you: I REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME I HEARD YOU PERFORM THIS SONG HONEY
OUR MIDTERM IN ACCOUNTING IS FINALLY DONE SO I'M...
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Where do you like to hang out with friends?
As long as I’m with my friends to “hang out”, ANYWHERE.
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I HATE MGGY.: Saying Thank You. →
mggychvz:
Hello subhumans, I would like to take this opportunity to express some gratitude. Yesterday, I tweeted that I “love Twitter today” and I meant it. My mentions were flooded with birthday greetings, and wishes for the best for me.
As much as I would’ve loved to reply and say thank you to everyone…
Awww… :) Isn’t M sweet? :) M = Miggy or M = Mediocre? O.o HA....
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Hi guys. I am grateful to all of you for making me...
I don’t think I really learned anything here. O.o Except that you’re awesome and you still haven’t answered any of my formspring questions, sir. :/
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What's the last movie you saw in a theater?
:O Ohmygosh wait. =)) I can’t remember. =)) HAHAHA. I think it was Praybeyt Benjamin. =)) HAHAHA. I’m such a loser.
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When you want to be alone, where do you go?
The bathroom -_- Seriously.
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Did you know the main characters in Spongebob were...
sehej-chadha:
Wrath - Squidward Envy - Plankton Greed - Mr. Crabs Gluttony - Garry Pride - Sandy Sloth - Patrick Lust - Spongebob (Dante’s definition of lust was “excessive love of others. Which is a characteristic of Spongebob. He loves Squidward so much that he doesn’t care what Squidward says towards him.)
